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I WANT YOU TO HIT THE PEDAL HEAVY METAL SHOW ME YOU CARE
I WANT YOU TO ROCK ME
ROCK ME
ROCK ME
YEAH
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sorry Danielle. It’s been an interesting battle but Liam’s ten inches are mine once again.
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this actually happened though
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There are two types of people in this world:
Those who want to touch a member of One Direction inappropriately and those who don’t.
But those people are called liars, children.
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Violate me, Styles
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There’s a rumour going around that Liam’s penis is 10 inches long. You all have been misinformed. So, I’m here to clear up this rumour…
It’s 10.5 inches long, thank you very much. Now everyone go pray for my vagina.
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Zayn Malik’s theme song
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If you had the chance to have sex with Liam do you think he’d still be the same sweet and caring guy who would keep asking you if you’re alright, or does he release all his demons and crush you against a wall and make you scream out his name?
These are the questions that haunt me.
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Is it sad that more than half of this fandom would lie about their age if given the chance to have sex with one of the boys?
They could be messing around with a 14 year old who looks like shes 17 and they wouldn’t even notice.
How awkward.
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Sass, with a whole lot of ass
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